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I used to wear a helmet and play bass in a minutely famous rock and roll band. Now I just groom my beard and stache, and try not too spend too much time idling around.

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I am hoping this is a fun stop for you. I seem to be making really bad haiku's and lame introspective "comics" that probably only my close friends would get. But feel free to look around and try to figure out what I'm attempting to say.

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27 July 14

Performed a sex change operation on my car today.

Removed the weak old trailer mount and replaced it with something three and a half times stronger.

The original piece was quite phallic. And I had to chop the nuts off. The new mount is quite the opposite.

26 July 14
25 July 14

Lest my trailer filling eyes be failing me…

I am 99.9% certain that I can fit all of my stuff and all of my wife’s stuff in a 5x10 uhaul trailer for our move out west. With a small pour over into the Element. My wife is less than convinced.

24 July 14

The sound of a Tesla car…

What is it?
Is it fake?
If so, can it be customized like a ring tone?
Could I have my car sound like a pack of wild dogs?
Could I have my car sound like a land speeder?
Could I have my car sound like coconut shell horse sounds?

Posted: 12:10 AM
rabbit-grey:

amypajamy:

candlemon:



FALSE. if it was a high five, there would be a thumb on each side (just think it out people come on use common sense here)

see that’s what I thought. and I always thought this was the high five emoji: πŸ™Œ.the other is clearly using the Jesus sun burst.

I am pretty sure it is two bald dudes in blue tank tops smashing their faces and arms together symmetrically.

rabbit-grey:

amypajamy:

candlemon:

FALSE. if it was a high five, there would be a thumb on each side (just think it out people come on use common sense here)

see that’s what I thought. and I always thought this was the high five emoji: πŸ™Œ.
the other is clearly using the Jesus sun burst.

I am pretty sure it is two bald dudes in blue tank tops smashing their faces and arms together symmetrically.

(Source: weheartit.com)

Reblogged: rabbit-grey

21 July 14
It’s too hot and humid today.
— Everyone in the Twin Cities.
19 July 14
17 July 14
My sister in law was at a minor league game today. I always wanted to go to one of those games at that stadium. They have bleachers, grassy hill seats, lazy-boy sections, and hot tub seats. And apparently racing spread cheese.

My sister in law was at a minor league game today. I always wanted to go to one of those games at that stadium. They have bleachers, grassy hill seats, lazy-boy sections, and hot tub seats. And apparently racing spread cheese.

14 July 14
Rocking bow tie.

Rocking bow tie.

Posted: 5:36 PM

As much as I wasn’t into music as a kid per say.

I sure did make a lot of art with music stuff in it. Many basses even.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh